Righty,
You are my best sexual experience. No one makes me come faster or harder than you. You know just where to touch and how much pressure to apply.
Now if I could just attach you to a man that couldn't live without me, I'd be fucking set for life.
I love you, Righty. If you were to break or get chopped off or get arthritis or something...I don't know what I would do.
Masturbating,
Me